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How do you know if you’ve met a holographer?
When you ask them how do they
like their eggs cooked they start mumbling,
What did Elmer Holographer say after he tweaked in his laser? Wow, she's putting out a wot of wight now.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...ect and red all over? A Silver Halide HeNe Hologram.
How do you notice a homeless holographer? His sign says, “Will make holograms for food.”
Who says Holographers do not have fun, They play with Michelson’s legs.
A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?" "I'm positive." replied the atom.
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What do Holographers like to eat
for lunch? Sloppy-HOE's
How can you tell if there has been a holography convention in town? All street lamps point down at 56 degrees now.
How do you know if someone is a DCG holographer? They think Isopropyl is a room freshener.
What is a
Holographers favorite snack?
You can take the Hologram out of the lab and You can take the lab out of the Holographer but You can’t take the hologram out of the Holographer.
What do Holographers use to patch a cut on their finger? Narrow-Band Aids.
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Holographer’s bumper sticker Honk if your rear view mirror is aligned.
What the difference between an automobile mechanic and a Holographer? The Auto Mechanic poles tire rotation the Holographer rotates polarization.
What did the H2 say to the H1? Pass the light.
How many holographers does it take to screw in a light bulb? What light bulb, are you crazy?
What did one photon say to the other photon? Meeting like this destroys me.
Holographers Math 1 + 1 = -2 or 1 + 1 = 0 or ! + 1 = 2 It all depends on what phase your in.
IF THIS BUMPER STICKER IS BLUE YOU ARE DRIVING TOO FAST! |